I'm Seeing Fred!

Fred's effing everywhere! Including on TV. If the Govenator was any lesson, Democrats beware! Even though Fred's a little overweight, that just means most Americans will idenitfy with him. Hear me out on this; for those of you who actually read the George Lakoff book, Don't Think of an Elephant, Fred's character on TV actually plays to the dominant-father metaphor, which is the backbone of Republican philosophy AND he's the face of a HUGE American brand... So, here's the NAC-Daddy's recommendation on breaking the metaphor:

• Equate him with the reprimanded child
  (here you can think of Georgie-Bush as the metaphorical dunce in the corner)

If I had a team of private investigators... That's what I'd look for. If you ever thought of being a P.I., now's your chance.