Bribery in Alaska

Well thank my lucky stars that Howard Dean didn't give up on Alaska this last summer and spent the extra dough to travel there as part of his DNC planning (party insiders recommended against this, so it was reported at the time). Cuz, darnitall if there's maybe a snowball's chance in Alaska that a Dem might succeed the longest serving Rebublican in Senate history.

There it is, right there in the Washington Post article: ALASKA SENATOR'S HOME IS RAIDED

And, that's the real question: is Ted Stevens corrupt?

"In truth, yes, I was lying!"

What he should say:

"In truth, yes, I was lying!"

I'm Seeing Fred!

Fred's effing everywhere! Including on TV. If the Govenator was any lesson, Democrats beware! Even though Fred's a little overweight, that just means most Americans will idenitfy with him. Hear me out on this; for those of you who actually read the George Lakoff book, Don't Think of an Elephant, Fred's character on TV actually plays to the dominant-father metaphor, which is the backbone of Republican philosophy AND he's the face of a HUGE American brand... So, here's the NAC-Daddy's recommendation on breaking the metaphor:

• Equate him with the reprimanded child
  (here you can think of Georgie-Bush as the metaphorical dunce in the corner)

If I had a team of private investigators... That's what I'd look for. If you ever thought of being a P.I., now's your chance.

Resignation Coming?

Check out the Washington Post headline on the left side of our front page (http://www.notanncoulter.com/) and you'll see that monkey-boy's ratings are close to being the lowest in history. NO KIDDING!!!! No breathing American needed the Washington Post to tell them that. It's all in the details... ONE POINT! Staff Writer Peter Baker tells us that Richard Nixon got as low as a 66% disapproval rating four days before resigning. Puddin-n-pie is sittin' pretty at 65%. It's time for him to trade in the political shoes for some mountain biking sneaks and head back to Crawford! Clearly, this man is sucking the life out of the American people.

George W. Bush = 65% Disapproval

Richard M. Nixon = 66% Disapproval

The Face of Cronyism and Corruption

Here he is, Mr. Let-Me-Tell-You-What-I-Remember!

Gonzales before the Senate Judiciary Committee:

"Yes, that's right, I usually visit sick people in the hospital to give them beuarocratic updates."

Hillary, Liberal or Progressive?

Hill, what gives? How about being a progressive liberal?

(see: Hillary's response at the YouTube/CNN debate from last night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQJyOyg0p74)

Last time I checked, liberals meant: "I'm for the people and I'm damn proud of it!"